Les Mis Texts (Modern AU I guess?)

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

Texting Meme

- Misfires
- Sexting
- TFLN style
- Whatever you wish

Comments

Enjolras

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

01. I just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

02. You're completely useless in the revolution.

03. I think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi

04. [ Text him. He's too busy planning a revolution to text you, damn it ]

2

[survivante]

That's a bit unfair.

1 U ASKED FOR IT BUDDY these are all from courfeyrac's phone

[ivywound]

i thought u'd want 2 kno

u have alot in common w/ french fries actually

did u kno they used to be called freedom fries

also nice try blocking my number

[gamin]

i cantbreak u out
they dont allow kdis unsuprvised in there
what did u do

[survivante]

(1) Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I'm in love

(2) hey, this is the drunk freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

(3) you drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final

(4) TEXT HIM

2. (I'm so sorry)

[thatsmyjonson]

Hey, your mom's hot. I see where you get it.

2

[gamin]

your welcome
u know its weird when im the repsonsible oen

Gavroche

[gamin]

Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.

[thatsmyjonson]

I've got a door, you know

Bahorel

[firstamidead]

I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.

[gamin]

ask them to memorilize u in glass art
if things go sour

Grantaire

[ivywound]

1. I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does

2. These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.

3. I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.

4. He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now

5. ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR

1.

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

I'd ask who, but the answer is the same no matter what: you're not crashing here.

5.

[thatsmyjonson]

is that an invitation?

5 1/2

[gamin]

what were you doing with handcuffs anyway

[putthebottledown]

1. there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.

2. Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."

3. If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?

4. the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester

3.

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

Is there any particular reason I needed to know this thought of yours?

[cagedoiseau]

1. Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me. I don't get it.

2. Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a bottle of wine. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely.

3. We played Lady & The Tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's. Can people actually fall in love this fast?

4. Text her!

3.

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

Maybe if they're children.

3

[gamin]

Cosette and marius sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g

[waitinghere]

1: You gave her a foot massage and she still won't sleep with you? Welcome to the friendzone.

2: I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.

3: Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle

4: Ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips?

4.

[redwhiteanddefenestrated]

No, actually.

2

[gamin]

u cant just eat all of them bc marius said hi to cosette
thats all im sayin

because u needed another bahorel. all the bahorels. every bahorel.

[bonmot]

1. We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.

2. Everybody was literally kung fu fighting.

3. I have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.

4. You know, for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can-do spirit is lacking on this one.

3

[gamin]

but its fun